Why busing beats driving, according to my Gail:

1) You don’t have to wait for a light to put on your makeup!
2) You don’t get accused of causing accidents just because your cell phone rings or you have to kill a bee!
3) If someone scratches the bus you don’t have to lose a day’s work getting quotes! Likewise,
4) If your fellow passenger throws up – no one has to fight over who’s going to clean it up!
5) On rainy days you don’t have to carry extra mats for the floor!
6) You don’t burn your be-hind on the seats on hot summer days.
7) You never hear of small children being left on a running bus for ‘just a second’ when Mom jumps off at a 7-eleven for a Slurpy.