How to make a bus chick (with a stroller) angry, part III (or, Fun with Chicklet and church clothes)

The obstacle course that is our weekly walk to Good Shepherd:

A Christmas tree blocking the sidewalk
Fallen sign

Past offenses (at least those I documented) have involved cars, but it doesn’t take much to block a sidewalk this narrow. Even the light pole is an obstacle. And could someone (please!) trim those bushes back?